My best buddy ransomed a 59 Topps Enos Slaughter
from a kid up the street.
Didn't know what lust meant,
but I had to have that card.
In '34 he played Bi State ball here;
his hometown was 50 miles away,
lifetime average .300;
Enos was a YANKEE.
We traded 3 times
before Tom got smart and ordered another one.
He didn't get the number from me-
'somehow' mine got inked out.
In '75 at NC State, I read
Enos coached Duke's baseball team
and parked in a Doak Field seat.
State shellacked 'em twice
but my joy was hollow.
Slaughter never showed!
Fifteen years later at the hometown mall
Enos plugged his autobiography.
He signed mine while expounding on Branch Rickey;
Slaughter was more truthful than diplomatic.
Tact was never Bosco's hallmark;
in 1960, managing Raleigh Durham's Mets,
he told the front office what a lousy team they'd given him.
Kept telling them till the Mets released him.
He's dead and God alone knows
how long Eno lasts in heaven;
he'll tell Him what he thinks too.
Copyright ©2002 Daniel Grey Taylor